Where you'll sleep
Shared Room
1 adjustable bed
Shared Room
1 adjustable bed
Shared Room
1 adjustable bed
Most Expensive Night Stay in America
16 guests · 4 bedrooms · 4 beds · 5 baths
Come escape to this cozy, 120 sq ft shared room in the heart of a thriving medical complex.
Take advantage of all the technological advantages of the 1970s as you relax in a screened-off section of your heavily disinfected quarters.
There is no shortage of activities to explore, from circling through our 40 basic cable channels, to eavesdropping on a doctor revealing the medical history of the patient sleeping on the other side of your curtain.
And if you’re looking for a break from the peace and tranquility of a windowless room, you’re only a short walk from the exciting hustle and bustle of the ER!
You can’t put a price on luxury, but you can give it an obscure medical billing code. And we have.
So don’t wait–you never know when we’ll suddenly be out of your insurer’s network!
$11,700
1.7
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15 reviews
night
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Cleaning fee
$384
Service fee
$416
Snack cart wheel lubrication fee
$20
X-Ray technician fee
Variable
X-Ray shipping & handling fee
$10
X-Ray analysis fee
$170
X-Ray custom framing fee
$95
Privacy Toll
$52
Gift Shop Security Tax
$19
Hospital Intercom Maintenance Surcharge
$50
Electric Usage billed at 18 cents a Kilowatt
Total before taxes
$12,500
What this place offers
Intermittent Wi-Fi
Complimentary water
Seating accommodation for favorite loved one (1)
Rhythmic flickering of fluorescent lights
Panoramic views of privacy curtain
Rare superbugs
Real plastic tableware
Dog-eared copy of Moby Dick prior occupant left behind
Unidentifiable beeping
1.7
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15 reviews
Cleanliness
3.0
Communication
1.2
Check-in
1.0
Accuracy
1.0
Location
2.2
Value
1.0
Hamid
March 2022
Mariah, the duty nurse, made me feel right at home. And I’m still in touch with the billing department. I think I will be for years to come.
Molly
February 2021
What an amazing stay. We had no idea what anything cost, and they wouldn’t tell us, so we just went with the flow.
Katherine
December 2021
Awesome tap water.
Jackson
March 2019
If I had known about this place I would’ve slipped on my porch steps sooner!
Paul
April 2022
After staying here, how can I ever go back to sleeping in a room with windows
Andrew
January 2020
Our stay was totally unexpected and provided a lifetime of memories, mostly because their collections department won’t let us forget.
Thomas
March 2022
Just like a home away from home. Except much smaller and I had to get catheterized.
Nick
November 2021
Met so many different people as they cycled through the other bed in our room!
Angie
January 2020
I’ll miss my view of the truck loading dock.
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Joined in May 2019
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Things to know
House rules
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Nothings happening until you sign a stack of waivers
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Patient responsible for any additional medical procedures
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Only pack what you can cram into a single end table drawer
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Don’t hoard the non-slip socks. We’re counting.
Health & Safety
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Conditions will be treated once severe enough to be dangerous
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Should mention upfront you might contract MSRA.
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Thoroughly cleaned during 15 minutes between guest stays.
Check in Policy
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Just wait in the hall 'til we call you.