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Most Expensive Night Stay in America

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1.7

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15 reviews

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Where you'll sleep

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Shared Room

1 adjustable bed 

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Shared Room

1 adjustable bed 

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Shared Room

1 adjustable bed 

Most Expensive Night Stay in America

16 guests · 4 bedrooms · 4 beds · 5 baths

Come escape to this cozy, 120 sq ft shared room in the heart of a thriving medical complex.

Take advantage of all the technological advantages of the 1970s as you relax in a screened-off section of your heavily disinfected quarters.

There is no shortage of activities to explore, from circling through our 40 basic cable channels, to eavesdropping on a doctor revealing the medical history of the patient sleeping on the other side of your curtain.

And if you’re looking for a break from the peace and tranquility of a windowless room, you’re only a short walk from the exciting hustle and bustle of the ER!

You can’t put a price on luxury, but you can give it an obscure medical billing code. And we have.

So don’t wait–you never know when we’ll suddenly be out of your insurer’s network!

$11,700

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1.7

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15 reviews

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$11,700 x 1 night

$11,700

Cleaning fee

$384

Service fee

$416

Snack cart wheel lubrication fee

$20

X-Ray technician fee

Variable

X-Ray shipping & handling fee

$10

X-Ray analysis fee

$170

X-Ray custom framing fee

$95

Privacy Toll

$52

Gift Shop Security Tax

$19

Hospital Intercom Maintenance Surcharge

$50

Electric Usage billed at 18 cents a Kilowatt

Total before taxes

$12,500

What this place offers

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Intermittent Wi-Fi

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Complimentary water

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Seating accommodation for favorite loved one (1)

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Rhythmic flickering of fluorescent lights

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Panoramic views of privacy curtain

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Rare superbugs

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Real plastic tableware 

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Dog-eared copy of Moby Dick prior occupant left behind

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Unidentifiable beeping

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1.7

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15 reviews

Cleanliness

3.0

Communication

1.2

Check-in

1.0

Accuracy

1.0

Location

2.2

Value

1.0

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Hamid

March 2022

Mariah, the duty nurse, made me feel right at home. And I’m still in touch with the billing department. I think I will be for years to come.

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Molly

February 2021

What an amazing stay. We had no idea what anything cost, and they wouldn’t tell us, so we just went with the flow.

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Katherine

December 2021

Awesome tap water.

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Jackson

March 2019

If I had known about this place I would’ve slipped on my porch steps sooner!

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Paul

April 2022

After staying here, how can I ever go back to sleeping in a room with windows

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Andrew

January 2020

Our stay was totally unexpected and provided a lifetime of memories, mostly because their collections department won’t let us forget.

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Thomas

March 2022

Just like a home away from home. Except much smaller and I had to get catheterized.

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Nick

November 2021

Met so many different people as they cycled through the other bed in our room!

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Angie

January 2020

I’ll miss my view of the truck loading dock.

 
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Hosted by a collection of colluding insurance companies

Joined in May 2019

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899 Reviews

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Identity verified

Response rate: 8%

Response time: within 2 weeks

Things to know

House rules

  • Nothings happening until you sign a stack of waivers

  • Patient responsible for any additional medical procedures

  • Only pack what you can cram into a single end table drawer

  • Don’t hoard the non-slip socks. We’re counting.

Health & Safety

  • Conditions will be treated once severe enough to be dangerous

  • Should mention upfront you might contract MSRA.

  • Thoroughly cleaned during 15 minutes between guest stays.

Check in Policy

  • Just wait in the hall 'til we call you.

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